"I "forgot" to clean my room and I need to pack my barrel for our adventure in two weeks. I am a teenager so I will selectively notice you when you are signing. For some reason at age thirteen I have all of the answers. "
Dear creatures that came from my body,
Yes, it is my duty to embarass you morning, noon and night. Parenting is a 24 hour job.
I will always love you but not so much the mess in your room.
The woman who spent 18 hours in labour