The Sales Pitch
INT. EXHIBIT HALL- DAY
Mother of Deaf child enters large auditorium and pull out a dusty, rusty, battered soap box. She steps on top and the spotlight comes on. Electronic ad music is blasted over the sound system.
A small audience is scattered throughout the hall.
Excuse me please! Can I have your attention. I am here today to show you the latest advance in raising a deaf child. Can I direct your attention to the thing that will change your families lives. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mother makes a sweeping gesture towards a rotating platform.
A shiny drape is lifted from a revolving disc to reveal ASL. The music gets louder and lights are flashing
Yes my friends Natural Communication is the tool of the future. No
more confusion or frustration. This little dandy is CI and hearing aide compatible. Imagine the look on your child's face when you can communicate naturally. Watch as tantrums are reduced and you begin to have easy in depth conversation. Use ASL to support speech and it even reduces stress in public when you need to discipline. ASL is a lovely compliment for your CI or other listening devices.
Try it for free for one month and if you decide this is the answer for you we will ship fluency for free. Yes folks at no extra charge! Natural Communication comes with a life time guarantee.
A hand raises from the small audience
PARENT OF ANOTHER DEAF CHILD
But my family is hearing. My child needs to know how to live in a hearing world
ASL is hearing family compatible plus it increases unity.
But I want my daughter to be able to order from a restaurant.
Studies show that deaf people can order from restaurant whether they own ASL or not.
I don't have time to learn another language
Unlike other products with ASL you learn it and that is it! All you need to do to keep it charged is use it!
But I have other kids.
ASL is shown to benefit all children hearing or deaf.
So step right up to get your risk free trial of Natural Communication!
People get up and start to leave. The crowd is grumbling.
Folks come try this! I have proof it works!
Mother of Deaf child gathers up her soap box and walks off
NOT THE END